~ Golf Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]My golf has really improved even though my score hasn't. I'm missing the ball much closer now.

Richard Bull

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Jim Bishop

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club they'd starve to death.

Sam Snead

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better.

Anonymous

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

Charles Barkley

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Give me golf clubs fresh air and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Woodrow Wilson

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]If you got the game you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

Shaquille O'Neal

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Ernest Hemingway

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

Ben Hogan

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously it's no fun; if you do take it seriously it breaks your heart.

Arnold Daly

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Anytime you play golf for whatever you've got that's pressure. I'd like to see H.L. Hunt go out there and play for $3 billion.

Lee Trevino

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy overweight Protestants today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Dave Barry

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Winston Churchill

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

John Updike