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Offline ChuMMa

Doctor to a female patient.
« on: March 29, 2017, 11:35:36 AM »
Doctor to a female patient.
Doctor: how old are you.
Patient : 23.
Doctor: hmm  .....you have a serious problem, please give me your correct age.
Patient : oh is that so.
Actually I am 29.
Doctor after doing blood samples test :actually you have liver infection.
And I need to prescribe correct dosage of medication,so please give me your correct age.
Patient : actually I may probably be around 33 .
Doctor : the medicines are very age sensitive..please give me your correct age.
Patient: one time I remember my mother telling me that I am 39.
Dr. Good..Thanks, I will get back to you soon..
Patient : in a pause mood waiting for medicines.
Dr : I think your case is very critical and we need to go for a surgery, so please this time I need to know your exact age so that I can suggest you a perfect surgeon from our hospital.
Patient : I remember in my passport, it says 45 I guess.
Dr. Great.I hope you are being honest this time.
Patient : yes Doc for sure .
After1 hr Dr : yes the surgeon will be vhere in 30 minutes.
He advised us to prepare the anaesthesia for you.
So please for God sake we need to prepare the anaesthesia according to the correct patient's age.
So please give us your correct age.
Patient : For sure I am not more than 51.
Dr : Great..thanks for cooperation.
Before going on the operation table.
Dr : according to medical science a lever can not be infected unless you cross 56 years.
Soo please tell me your correct age now.??
Patient : actually I just turned 56 yesterday.
And now even I die on the operation table, I can't go more than 56 😜😡😡.
Dr. Actually you are perfectly fine and nothing wrong with you and your liver. Your husband had plotted this sting operation to find out your correct age.😂😂 :D :D :D😂😂
En meethaana ungal thedal naan yaar endru ariyum varai mattume..


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Re: Doctor to a female patient.
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2017, 07:46:34 PM »
Haha!

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Re: Doctor to a female patient.
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2017, 11:32:20 PM »
Chumma na :) pombala pull a age kandu pidika enna akkaporu pannirangaba ;) oh sry ivanga  aunty la :) enna oru brilliant husband :) (intha nelama vera yarukum vara padathu kadavule :P )

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Re: Doctor to a female patient.
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2017, 11:47:25 AM »
haha  :D :D :D unnoda age kandu pidika vum ore test vaikanum polaye Lol  :D :D
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