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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2018, 06:30:29 PM »
[highlight-text]O Lord help me to be pure but not yet.

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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2018, 06:31:05 PM »
[highlight-text]I never said most of the things I said.

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2018, 06:31:43 PM »
[highlight-text]I spent a year in that town one Sunday.

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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2018, 06:32:14 PM »
[highlight-text]The superfluous a very necessary thing.

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« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2018, 06:23:07 PM »
[highlight-text]Good Americans when they die go to Paris.

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« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2018, 06:23:38 PM »
[highlight-text]I intend to live forever. So far so good.

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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2018, 06:24:11 PM »
[highlight-text]I used to be Snow White... but I drifted.

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« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2018, 06:27:51 PM »
[highlight-text]You're only as good as your last haircut.

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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2018, 06:28:31 PM »
[highlight-text]My girl works at Hooters, in the kitchen.

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« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2018, 06:29:31 PM »
[highlight-text]In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2018, 06:30:22 PM »
[highlight-text]Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2018, 06:32:40 PM »
[highlight-text]I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2018, 06:33:40 PM »
[highlight-text]I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

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« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2018, 11:37:50 AM »
[highlight-text]If two wrongs don't make a right try three.

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« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2018, 11:38:42 AM »
[highlight-text]Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

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