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~ Golf Quotes ~
« on: August 02, 2018, 08:36:20 PM »
Golf Quotes


Famous Golf quotes by popular authors such as Ben Hogan, Wendy Morgan, Mark Twain, Will Rogers, Dave Barry and others.




[highlight-text]Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Mark Twain

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2018, 08:43:24 PM »
[highlight-text]Tennis and golf are best played not watched.

Roger Kahn

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2018, 08:44:24 PM »
[highlight-text]The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

Ben Hogan

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2018, 08:45:14 PM »
[highlight-text]Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Al Boliska

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2018, 08:46:03 PM »
[highlight-text]Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

William Wordsworth

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2018, 08:47:37 PM »
[highlight-text]I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2018, 08:48:24 PM »
[highlight-text]Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Harry Vardon

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2018, 08:49:23 PM »
[highlight-text]Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Ben Hogan

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2018, 08:55:04 PM »
[highlight-text]He has the finest fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.

Jack Nicklaus

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2018, 08:57:27 PM »
[highlight-text]The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Billy Graham

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2018, 07:03:53 PM »
[highlight-text]Like swimming riding writing or playing golf happiness can be learned.

Dr. Boris Sokoloff

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2018, 07:04:40 PM »
[highlight-text]I play golf with friends sometimes but there are never friendly games.

Ben Hogan

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2018, 07:05:36 PM »
[highlight-text]By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.

Jacob Braude

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2018, 07:06:27 PM »
[highlight-text]Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore ' shoot six and write down five.

Paul Harvey

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2018, 07:07:20 PM »
[highlight-text]I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald R. Ford