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« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2018, 01:39:23 PM »
[highlight-text]I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2018, 01:39:57 PM »
[highlight-text]Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

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« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2018, 01:40:28 PM »
[highlight-text]Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)

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« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2018, 01:41:05 PM »
[highlight-text]When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

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« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2018, 01:41:35 PM »
[highlight-text]The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

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« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2018, 01:42:12 PM »
[highlight-text]There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger because he's such a great kid.

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« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2018, 01:42:49 PM »
[highlight-text]I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Will Rogers