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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2018, 07:08:12 PM »
[highlight-text]Golf is not a matter of life or death. It is much more important than that.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2018, 07:09:06 PM »
[highlight-text]My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2018, 07:10:02 PM »
[highlight-text]I don't say my golf game is bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2018, 07:11:03 PM »
[highlight-text]If you think it's hard to meet new people try picking up the wrong golf ball.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2018, 07:12:12 PM »
[highlight-text]You know you're getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2018, 07:13:04 PM »
[highlight-text]I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball I want someone else to go chase it.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2018, 07:14:01 PM »
[highlight-text]Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2018, 07:14:48 PM »
[highlight-text]The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2018, 07:15:54 PM »
[highlight-text]Golf is a good preoccupation but as the meaning of life ... it lacks a few things.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2018, 07:16:55 PM »
[highlight-text]As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2018, 07:18:10 PM »
[highlight-text]It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2018, 07:19:10 PM »
[highlight-text]I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2018, 07:21:59 PM »
[highlight-text]If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.
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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2018, 07:22:53 PM »
[highlight-text]If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.

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Re: ~ Golf Quotes ~
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2018, 07:24:14 PM »
[highlight-text]It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

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