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June 08, 2018, 09:04:45 PM »
[highlight-text]I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
James Brown
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[highlight-text]The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
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[highlight-text]Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Robert Byrne
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[highlight-text]People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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June 08, 2018, 09:12:34 PM »
[highlight-text]Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
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June 08, 2018, 09:13:47 PM »
[highlight-text]I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family... in another city.
George Burns
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[highlight-text]A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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June 08, 2018, 09:21:09 PM »
[highlight-text]I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
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June 08, 2018, 09:21:48 PM »
[highlight-text]I sang in the choir for years even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde
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[highlight-text]I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
Mercedes McCambridge
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[highlight-text]Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
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June 13, 2018, 10:41:19 PM »
[highlight-text]Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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[highlight-text]I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say 'I'm hungry,' so it died.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!
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