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June 18, 2018, 09:01:36 PM »
[highlight-text]Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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[highlight-text]Have enough sense to know ahead of time when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
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[highlight-text]Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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[highlight-text]I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers
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[highlight-text]Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
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[highlight-text]My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers.
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[highlight-text]Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
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[highlight-text]The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno
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[highlight-text]Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
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[highlight-text]TwoMy doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Mattbau
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[highlight-text]If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields
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[highlight-text]I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
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[highlight-text]Give me golf clubs fresh air and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
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[highlight-text]I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert Benchley
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[highlight-text]Money won't buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
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