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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2018, 10:50:46 PM »
[highlight-text]Doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.

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« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2018, 10:51:34 PM »
[highlight-text]Lord if you can't make me thin - can you make all my friends fat?

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« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2018, 10:52:14 PM »
[highlight-text]I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

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« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2018, 10:52:50 PM »
[highlight-text]If you're happy if you're feeling good then nothing else matters.

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« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2018, 10:53:25 PM »
[highlight-text]My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

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« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2018, 10:54:12 PM »
[highlight-text]Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

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« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2018, 10:55:03 PM »
[highlight-text]I'm not that much into working out. My philosophy - no pain no pain.

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« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2018, 10:56:05 PM »
[highlight-text]I have a healthy body free of the chemicals that once controlled it.

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« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2018, 10:57:16 PM »
[highlight-text]She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

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« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2018, 10:57:56 PM »
[highlight-text]Health lies in labor and there is no royal road to it but through toil.

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« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2018, 10:58:48 PM »
[highlight-text]I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

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« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2018, 10:59:44 PM »
[highlight-text]I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2018, 11:01:07 PM »
[highlight-text]I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

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« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2018, 11:01:43 PM »
[highlight-text]I've made a promise to myself to be a 100% healthy person if nothing else.

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« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2018, 11:02:30 PM »
[highlight-text]You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.

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