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~ Funny Quotes ~
« on: April 08, 2018, 08:42:52 PM »
Funny Quotes


Famous Funny quotes by popular authors such as Mitch Hedberg, Groucho Marx, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Woody Allen and others.




[highlight-text]I rant therefore I am.

Dennis Miller

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Re: ~ Funny Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2018, 08:43:51 PM »
[highlight-text]I like children - fried.

W. C. Fields

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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2018, 08:44:31 PM »
[highlight-text]I dressed up for the CD.

Mitch Hedberg

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Re: ~ Funny Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2018, 08:45:14 PM »
[highlight-text]I am an atheist thank God!

Anonymous

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Re: ~ Funny Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2018, 08:50:18 PM »
[highlight-text]I like marriage. The idea.

Toni Morrison

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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2018, 08:54:37 PM »
[highlight-text]Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Bill Cosby

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Re: ~ Funny Quotes ~
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2018, 09:04:54 PM »
[highlight-text]Never floss with a stranger.

Joan Rivers

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2018, 09:10:54 PM »
[highlight-text]Dogs are my favorite people.

Richard Dean Anderson

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2018, 09:11:33 PM »
[highlight-text]TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2018, 09:12:08 PM »
[highlight-text]Never fight an inanimate object.

P. J. O'Rourke

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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2018, 06:26:35 PM »
[highlight-text]Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2018, 06:27:56 PM »
[highlight-text]A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2018, 06:28:34 PM »
[highlight-text]I think serial monogamy says it all.

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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2018, 06:29:16 PM »
[highlight-text]As I get older I just prefer to knit.

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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2018, 06:29:49 PM »
[highlight-text]I love New York City, I've got a gun.

Charles Barkley