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Sardar SMS
« on: December 31, 2011, 03:24:40 AM »
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
 "Me sick, no work"
 Boss SMS back:
 "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
 "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2011, 03:24:59 AM »
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
 & red light glowing on the top,
 seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
 see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2011, 03:25:28 AM »
In a party a lady wanted
 to go to toilet so
 she inquired with a sardar
 papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
 pehle tum dikhao.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2011, 03:25:56 AM »
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
 Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
 who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2011, 03:26:21 AM »
In bio practical:
 Examiner:Tell me the name of
 this bird by seeing it's legs only?
 Sardar:I don't know.
 Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
 Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2011, 03:26:40 AM »
Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2011, 03:27:00 AM »
1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
 who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
 because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2011, 03:27:26 AM »
A sardar goes to a restaurant
 and his cell phone rings.
 Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
 how did you know where I was?
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2011, 03:27:45 AM »
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
 and puts his finger
 on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
 because he is the owner of restaurant.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2011, 03:28:05 AM »
A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
 What is a grownup joke?
 Sardar ji replied:
 any joke which is eighteen years old
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2011, 03:28:26 AM »
Sardar to doctor:
 When I sleep, monkeys
 play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
 just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2011, 03:28:49 AM »
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
 He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
 I'm not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
 Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
 English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
 give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
 I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2011, 03:29:10 AM »
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
 He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
 sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
 Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
 Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
 Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
 Balle Balle;->
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2011, 03:29:31 AM »
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
 when conductor asked for ticket.
 He gave Rs.10/-
 and took the ticket and said april fool.
 I have pass.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2011, 03:30:01 AM »
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
 coins I have in my pocket?
 Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
 Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
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