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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2011, 03:47:08 AM »
In a practical Exam
 Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
 Sardar:I dont know
 Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
 Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2011, 03:47:28 AM »
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
 still he was in jail.......why?
 coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2011, 03:47:51 AM »
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
 How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
 Ok! We will apply next year.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2011, 03:48:12 AM »
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
 There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
 Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
 O 4 hi le aa yaar,
 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2011, 03:48:45 AM »
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
 Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
 Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2011, 03:49:04 AM »
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
 Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
 Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
 put warid sim.
 Thank you for calling ufone.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2011, 03:49:25 AM »
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
 Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
 Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2011, 03:49:57 AM »
Sardarji was asked,
 what is a adult joke?

Reply came
 any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2011, 03:50:49 AM »
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
 go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
 was not allowed.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2011, 03:51:11 AM »
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
 the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
 might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2011, 03:51:30 AM »
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
 pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
 truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2011, 03:51:48 AM »
Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
 My wife is ill.
 As there is no other Husband
 in the family to look after her,
 Kindly grant me leave for one day.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2011, 03:52:11 AM »
Interviewer asked sardarji:
 Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2011, 03:52:33 AM »
A sardarji went to a
 STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
 slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
 "Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2011, 03:52:55 AM »
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
 one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
 I've got another pair of the same at home.
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