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May 31, 2018, 10:37:30 PM »
[highlight-text]Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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[highlight-text]If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen
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[highlight-text]He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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[highlight-text]In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin
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[highlight-text]My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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[highlight-text]I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.
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[highlight-text]My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]Get your facts first then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.
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[highlight-text]Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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[highlight-text]I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth
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[highlight-text]If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
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[highlight-text]My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers
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[highlight-text]Roses are red violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
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[highlight-text]I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Mitch Hedberg
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