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MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:07:24 PM »

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:08:34 PM »

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:09:30 PM »

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:11:15 PM »

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:13:20 PM »

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:14:20 PM »

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:15:27 PM »

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:16:16 PM »

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:17:11 PM »

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:17:57 PM »

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:18:46 PM »

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

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