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May 06, 2018, 07:29:18 PM »
[highlight-text]We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Alanis Morissette
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[highlight-text]Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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[highlight-text]A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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[highlight-text]Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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[highlight-text]I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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[highlight-text]I'm a great housekeeper: I get divorced I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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[highlight-text]Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
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[highlight-text]I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope
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[highlight-text]I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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[highlight-text]In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
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[highlight-text]An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
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[highlight-text]I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
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