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Exam SMS
« on: November 07, 2011, 04:16:32 AM »
Side effect of excess study :p
 A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
 He Wanted To See The Menu
 But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
 "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2011, 04:17:32 AM »
Height of coolness:
 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
 1st guy:which paper was it?
 2nd guy:I think maths......
 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2011, 04:18:15 AM »
A Good Teacher Is Who
 Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
 Stands Outside D
 Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
 APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2011, 04:18:40 AM »
AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
 &
 expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2011, 04:20:40 AM »
The Shortest Relationship
 Ever Is Between
 Students & Books . . .
 They Commit 0ne Day
 Before Exam
 &
 After Exam Break Up ! !
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2011, 04:35:20 AM »
Air & students hv d same mentality
 How?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2011, 04:35:48 AM »
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
 >
 >
 'Student are not Cheaters
 we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2011, 04:37:20 AM »
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
 Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
 Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
 Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2011, 05:19:11 AM »
Exams are like Girl friends
 - Too many questions
 - Difficult to understand
 - More explanation is needed
 - Result is always fail! :D
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2011, 05:33:56 AM »
It takes 15 trees to
 produce the amount
 of paper that we
 use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
 cause of saving trees.
 SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2011, 05:34:20 AM »
To accomplish great things,
 We must not only act,
 But also dream,
 Not only plan but also believe,
 Best wishes for your exam.
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2011, 05:34:52 AM »
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
 2 Difficult to Understand.
 3 More Explanation is Needed.
 4 Result is always FAIL!
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2011, 05:35:20 AM »
WHY STUDENT FAIL
 Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
 Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2011, 07:00:20 PM »
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
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Re: Exam SMS
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2011, 07:00:51 PM »
"The probability of a topic
 coming in exam increases exponentially,
 if one decides to leave the topic completely...."
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