Exam SMS

[Global Angel]

Lovely days in my life :
 Childhood days,
 School days
 &
 collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
 "only exam days"

[Global Angel]

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
 grace of autumn, glory of spring,
 May beauty of every season
 give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
 May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
 Good luck & all the best

[Global Angel]

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
 Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
 Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
 Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

[Global Angel]

The funniest situation in student life
 when we have no idea what to write
 in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
 and
 says, "please cover your answer sheet"

[Global Angel]

According to newton's 4th law for exams-
 every book will continue to be at rest
 or covered with dust
 until some
 external or internal exam moves it!

[Global Angel]

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
 "Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

[Global Angel]

All i want you is to be courageous
 Be calm and
 be self equipped with facts and figures
 to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

[Global Angel]

SILENCE
 Is d best Answer
 for all questions

SMILE
 Is d best Reaction
 in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
 any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :)

[Global Angel]

Examiner:y r u under tension?
 Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
 By mistake i have brought tomorrow
 exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

[Global Angel]

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
 that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

[Global Angel]

What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 S. Sleeping
 T. Talking
 U. Unlimited sms
 D. Dreaming
 Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

[Global Angel]

A GENIUS
 Is A Person
 Who Can Do For
 $1 What Any Fool Can
 Do For $100"

-As Such V Complete
 Syllabus In 1 Day,
 That Lecturers
 Try In 1 Semester !!

[Global Angel]

Wats d height of hope??
 It is: sittin in d exam hall,
 holdin d question paper in hand
 n tellin ur self
 "dude,dnt worry.
 Exams wil get postponed!"

[Global Angel]

eXams are there,
 at the paper u stare;
 the answer is nowhere,
 which makes u pull ur hair.
 The teachers make u glare,
 the grades r not fair,
 but just like the past 20 yrs,
 WE DONT CARE !!

[Global Angel]

Congratulations!
 Good news for Karachi University students
 Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
 To confirm goto site
 www.stop dreaming & start studying.com