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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2011, 11:41:08 PM »
U r a nice person...
 but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
 1st. pray to God so that u can live....
 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2011, 11:41:28 PM »
6 truths of life:-
 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
 3. The first truth is a lie.
 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2011, 11:41:49 PM »
When u feel sad....
 To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
 "damn I am really so cute"
 u will overcome your sadness.
 But don't make this a habit.....
 Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2011, 11:42:12 PM »
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
 I put my dog out of the window,
 u put ur face out,
 then people started shouting
 'TWINS TWINS'
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2011, 11:42:39 PM »
What? is a difference between
 a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
 A car is too dear and
 A monkey is U dear.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2011, 11:43:02 PM »
My eyes detected
 My heart reacted
 Thousand were rejected &
 Only you were selected.
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 Because I needed a monkey
 for an advertisement.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2011, 11:43:26 PM »
Today is an international day
 for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
 sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done‚¦‚¦‚¦
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2011, 11:44:12 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
 You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
 Mental hospital is not so far.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2011, 11:44:38 PM »
What is the difference between
 Monkey & Donkey ?
 Monkey saves this message
 &
 Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs........:p
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2011, 11:45:08 PM »
Fa=40/
 Rexona=35/
 Safeguard=30/
 Lux=40/
 lifeboy=15/
 Silk=30/
 Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #40 on: December 20, 2011, 11:45:33 PM »
How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don't dare talk in front of my back!
 2.Both of u three get out of the class!
 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
 6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
 7.Quiet! The principal just passed away...
 8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
 9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I'm here?
 10.Ur talking bad habbit.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2011, 11:46:08 PM »
Yash Johar is producing a new film
 & is searching 4 new talent.
 I've suggested ur name.
 Pls go & meet him.
 The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #42 on: December 20, 2011, 11:46:31 PM »
What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
 I-insaan
 N-nahi
 G-gadha
 H-hai.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2011, 11:46:52 PM »
Hey friend remember that
 without stupidity there can be no wisdom
 & without ugliness there can be no beauty
 so the world needs YOU after all!
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2011, 11:47:19 PM »
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
 an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
 a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
 but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
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