~ "Suppandi Comic Jokes" ~

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MASTER: Now that you have earned enough money working under me i suggest you to start your own business

SUPPANDI:Yes Master!I have been thinking of it lately.

MASTER: Oh!Is it?! What kind of business did u plan?

SUPPANDI:I am planning to start a saloon in PUNJAB!!!!!

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Suppandi’s master was going out.

Master: Suppandi , keep an eye on the dog.

Suppandi: Yes master, but..

Master: But What?

Suppandi: What do I do with the other eye??

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Suppandi’s master was a small time business man. He had told Suppandi to always try to earn a profit.

Master: Suppandi, I am expecting a washing machine from London Stores. Go and give this Rs.50 note to the shopkeeper and get the machine.

On the way back from the store, a man met Suppandi.

Man: How much did you buy that machine for?

Suppandi: Rs.50

Man: I will give you Rs.90 for it.

Suppandi thought that he was making a profit and sold it and reached home.

Master: Where is the machine?

Suppandi: I sold it off on the way for Rs.90, a clear profit of Rs.40.

Master: You fool, that machine was worth Rs.9000. I was paying for it in installments.

Master: Your Fired!!!

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Suppandi’s new master was the owner of a departmental store.

Master: Suppandi, before giving the clothes to the customers always open it and check it for defects.

That evening-

Customer: One film roll please.

Master: Suppandi, what do you think you are doing? Why have you opened the film roll?

Suppandi: I was checking it for defects, master.

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Master: Go to the market and get a mirror so that i can see my face and shave!!

Suppandi: Yes master!!

Goes to the market and returns home without a mirror.

Master: Why didn’t you get a mirror?

Suppandi: Because in all the mirrors i could see only my face!!

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Master: Suppandi, one of my shoes is torn, I’ll get another one from the market.

Suppandi: But you still have the other shoe master.

Master: Don’t be funny Suppandi, what good is one shoe without the other.Then one day…

Master: Suppandi, here take these two Rs.500 notes and go get 10 tube lights.

Suppandi: Yes master.

Master: Suppandi you are back so soon, where are the tube lights?

Suppandi: When I was going, one of the notes slipped from my hand and fell into the sewer, what good is the other note without the pair? So I threw that also into the sewer.

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Suppandi: Master, what is that?

Master:Cello-tape!Sticking
 it on can fix any tear.Look,now this book is as good as new.

The next day............

Master: Suppandi, my shirt has a small tear.Please fix it as soon as possible.

Suppandi: In a minute, master.

A little later...........

Suppandi: Master, look!your shirt is as good as new.

Master:New?What's this?

Suppandi: Didn't you say sticking cello-tape can fix any tear.

Master: AARGH!!!!!

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Master: Suppandi, how much did you spend on the groceries today?

Suppandi: I spent Rs.99 and 50 paise.

Master: Why don't you round it off to Rs.100.
Rounding off figures is very convenient.

Then one day-

Master: Suppandi, go and get me a ticket to Mumbai.

Suppandi: Yes Master.

When he came back,

Master: What time does the train leave tomorrow?

Suppandi: 4 p.m.

Then the next day-

Master: Its 4 p.m., and the train to Mumbai hasn't arrived, I think it is late.

A passer by: No sir, the train left at 3:45.

Master: Suppandi, you told me the train is leaving at 4:00 p.m.

Suppandi: The time was 3:45 but I rounded it off to 4p.m.

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Suppandi was working as a cook in a house.

One day:

Master: "Oh!What a horrible smell! Supandi from where is this horrible smell coming?

Supandi: " Master there is a dead rat in the kitchen!"

Master: "Idiot! Go and bury it in the garden. Remember everything that is dead must be buried in the garden immediately."

 Supandi: "Okay master. I will keep that in my mind."

After 2 weeks

Master: "Oh no! the phone is dead. Supandi I am going to Mitu's shop to call my old friend."

Mitu was a owner of a telephone booth.

After 10 minutes.....

Master: "Suppandi where is my telephone?"

Supandi: "Master I buried it in the garden as it was dead!"

Master: AWK!

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Master: Suppandi, why have you put the spoiled mangoes in the sink. Put them in the dustbin. That's where all spoiled thing's go.

Suppandi: Yes Master.

Master: After throwing them in the dustbin go and get my son from school.

After some time there were noises and screams for help coming from the kitchen.The Master rushed in.

Master: Suppandi, what do you think you are doing with my son by putting him into the dustbin?

Suppandi: Master, when I had gone to get him, his teacher told me that he was a spoiled brat. You only told me that all spoiled things go in the dustbin.