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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #75 on: December 31, 2011, 04:07:21 AM »
A sardarji photographer is focusing
 a dead body's face in a funeral function,
 suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
 why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #76 on: December 31, 2011, 04:07:44 AM »
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
 Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
 Sardar: B.Com final year"
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #77 on: December 31, 2011, 04:08:37 AM »
Breaking News
 ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
 Not In Working Condition
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 Because
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 Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
 When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #78 on: December 31, 2011, 04:09:16 AM »
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
 Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
 I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #79 on: December 31, 2011, 04:10:52 AM »
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
 instead of bullet proof jacket
 why?
 ?
 ?
 ?
 Saradar replied
 O jis wich machar nai war sakda
 goli kithon lange gi
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #80 on: December 31, 2011, 04:11:11 AM »
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
 He saw his wife with his boss.
 He comes back running office and says,
 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #81 on: December 31, 2011, 04:19:24 AM »
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
 Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
 Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
 Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #82 on: December 31, 2011, 04:20:39 AM »
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
 "WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SARDAR:
 Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
 &
 After Marriage
 We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #83 on: December 31, 2011, 04:21:49 AM »
Judge: why r u arrested?
 Sardar: for shopping early?
 Judge: well, that's not a crime,
 anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #84 on: December 31, 2011, 04:24:33 AM »


Teacher told all students
 in a class to write an essay
 on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
 He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #85 on: December 31, 2011, 04:30:59 AM »
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
 Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
 Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
 & 2 atoms of NA combined?
 Sardar: BANANA
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #86 on: December 31, 2011, 04:31:22 AM »
Hitler says,
 "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
 Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
 "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #87 on: December 31, 2011, 04:38:10 AM »
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
 "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
 & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #88 on: December 31, 2011, 04:39:13 AM »
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
 Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
 to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
 ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
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