Author Topic: ~ Tongue Twisters SMS ~ (Read 2384 times)

MysteRy · « **on:** January 20, 2012, 09:29:54 AM »

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

MysteRy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:32:07 AM »

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

MysteRy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:36:18 AM »

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.

MysteRy · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:38:06 AM »

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or [...]

MysteRy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:39:29 AM »

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

MysteRy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:41:14 AM »

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won”t wish the wish you wish to wish.

MysteRy · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:42:52 AM »

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where”s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

MysteRy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:44:45 AM »

Mr. See owned a saw. and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See”s saw Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw, See”s saw would not have sawed Soar”s seesaw. So See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw. But it was sad to see [...]

MysteRy · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:46:52 AM »

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We”ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether [...]

MysteRy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:48:31 AM »

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? “When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor”s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor [...]

MysteRy · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:57:31 AM »

I Know that you know that i know what you dont think i know but i know that you know that i know what you know that i know that you dont think i know but i know!

MysteRy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:00:14 AM »

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

MysteRy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:01:40 AM »

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie

MysteRy · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:02:47 AM »

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

MysteRy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2012, 11:08:38 AM »

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??

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Author Topic: ~ Tongue Twisters SMS ~ (Read 2384 times)