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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2011, 09:40:44 PM »
A Lady to Doctor:
 My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
 Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2011, 09:41:10 PM »
Wife:-I will die.
 Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
 Husband:-because main itni khushi
 bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2011, 09:41:34 PM »
Having "WIFE" Is A
 Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
 Along With The "WIFE" Is
 Art Of Living
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2011, 09:41:58 PM »
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
 But
 Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
 & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2011, 09:42:19 PM »
Wife : Do you want dinner?
 Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
 Wife : Yes and no.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2011, 09:42:46 PM »
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
 A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
 &
 the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2011, 09:43:12 PM »
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
 Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
 Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
 Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2011, 09:43:38 PM »
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
 Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
 Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2011, 06:13:56 AM »
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
 husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
 husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2011, 06:14:21 AM »
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
 Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
 With Idiot For Ever
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2011, 06:14:47 AM »
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
 so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
 a newspapers so I could have
 a new one everyday.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2011, 06:15:09 AM »
A man in Hell asked Devil:
 Can I make a call to my Wife?
 After making call he asked how much to pay.
 Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2011, 06:15:31 AM »
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
 always Keep a SPARE TYRE....
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2011, 06:15:57 AM »
What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
 and
 become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2011, 06:16:22 AM »
LOVE IS LIFE
 LIFE IS WIFE
 WIFE IS KNIFE

and
 KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
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