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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2011, 06:16:47 AM »
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
 Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
 Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2011, 06:22:16 AM »
A man came home late at night after a party.
 His wife yelled:
 "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
 The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
 Monday passed and he didnt see her......
 Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
 On thursday his swelling became better
 And now he could see her from the
 Corner of one eye;)
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2011, 06:22:37 AM »
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
 and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
 hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2011, 06:22:58 AM »
You know why women starts with 'W'...
 because all questions start with "W".. !
 Who ?
 Why ?
 What ?
 When ?
 Which ?
 Whom ?
 Where ?
 &
 Finally Wife..!!!
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2011, 06:24:17 AM »
Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
 "U r my Best Friend"
 But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
 "U r my Best Wife?"
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2011, 06:24:40 AM »
M: My lovely wife.
 I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
 S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
 S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
 O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
 U: U are the lucky one in my world... gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2011, 06:25:06 AM »
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
 That u were sending me
 Jewelry and clothes!
 Husband: yeah, I saw
 your dad paying the bill !!!
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2011, 06:12:21 AM »
Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
 but
 Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2011, 06:12:44 AM »
A recently fired
 stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
 I have lost everything
 and
 I still have my wife..."
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2011, 06:13:07 AM »
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
 Dava is like girlfriend,
 that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
 Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2011, 06:13:35 AM »
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
 Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
 Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
 Husband:Wait a second
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2011, 06:13:58 AM »
Message of the year:-
 Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
 Why? Very simple...
 A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2011, 06:14:19 AM »
Wife came home with a goat.
 Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
 Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
 Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2011, 06:14:45 AM »
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
 Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
 police station me complain dijiyee.
 Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
 kuch samajh nahin aa raha
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2011, 11:25:29 PM »
Husband to a newly wed wife!
 I could go to the end of the world for you
 Wife:Thanks,but promise me
 you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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