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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2011, 11:25:50 PM »
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
 instead of shootingher lover?
 
Sardar:Your honour,
 it's easier to shoot a woman once,
 than shooting one man every week.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2011, 11:26:11 PM »
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
 and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
 
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
 Doctor:They are for you.!!
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2011, 11:26:31 PM »
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
 Yr 1.Janu
 Yr 2.O G.
 Yr 3.Sunte ho?
 Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
 Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
 Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2011, 11:26:54 PM »
Last night was my fault,
 my wife asked,
 "what's on the TV?"
 and ..... I said, "dust!"
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2011, 11:27:14 PM »
Husband:u will never succeed
 in making that dog obey u!
 Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
 I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2011, 11:27:35 PM »
My wife and I
 were happy for 20 years.
 Than we met.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2011, 11:28:00 PM »
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango
 Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
 Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2011, 11:28:29 PM »
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
 Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
 If liver fails, kidney fails.
 If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2011, 11:28:53 PM »
Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #54 on: December 12, 2011, 11:29:15 PM »
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
 Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦
 
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
 Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2011, 11:29:37 PM »
Husband aur Wife Hotel
 me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
 Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
 Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
 main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #56 on: December 12, 2011, 11:30:02 PM »
Husband: Today is sunday &
 I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #57 on: December 12, 2011, 11:30:22 PM »
Wife: If I die what will u do?
 Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
 
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
 Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Re: Wife SMS
« Reply #58 on: December 12, 2011, 11:30:45 PM »
What is the difference between wife & saali?
 
Saali is Beauty,
 Wife is duy,
 
Saali is passion,
 Wife is tension,
 
Saali is patakha,
 Wife is sayapa,
 
Saali is cool,
 Wife is fool,
 
Saali is tuty-fruity,
 Wife is qismat futi,
 
Saali is fresh cake,
 Wife is earth quake...:p
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