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Offline RemO

Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2011, 09:11:47 AM »
Theriyatha kaatrum ,
Puriyatha  kavithaiyum
Sollatha kaadhalum
Kalaiyatha kanavum


Kulikkatha neeyum


Endrum “alagu” than
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2011, 09:12:42 AM »
Nee nethu SMS anupalanu naa tea kuda kudikala…
And sogathula oru…

8 poori
6 idli
3 chappathi  sapitu
2 tumblar milk kudichutu
Patiniya irunthen.
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2011, 09:18:58 AM »
Scientists all over the world r
Wondering how long a human being
Can live without brain….
So, kindly tell them ur age pls
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2011, 09:19:44 AM »
Who said milkl gives u strength??
Drink 3 glasses of milk and move a wall, u can’t
But drink 3 glasses of whiskey and see- the wall moves on its own.
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2011, 05:40:17 AM »
A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
 How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2011, 05:40:54 AM »
There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2011, 05:41:21 AM »
boy: how do i play the guitar????
 girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
 boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2011, 05:41:49 AM »
A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
 Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
 the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
 Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
 That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
 This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
 Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2011, 05:42:17 AM »
A Journey Of A Thousand
 Miles Begins With A Single Step.

Then,
 You Get In A Car
 And Go To The Airport.

It Doesn't Take That Long :p
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2011, 05:42:42 AM »
Sunglasses:
 Allowing You To Stare At
 People Without Getting
 Caught.
 It's Like Facebook In Real Life.
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2011, 05:43:13 AM »
Girl : I'm warning you
 My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
 Girl : That's why I'm warning you..

Hurry up ! :D :D
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2011, 09:45:14 PM »
Exam enbadhu college figure madri.
College mudiyura varaikum than irukum.

But

Arrear enbadu mamaponnu madri.
Sirukki Mava!
nammalaye suthi suthi varuval...!
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2011, 09:47:07 PM »
while take off we call it aeroplane,
but
when its landing why don't we say it as erangoplane??

By
English improvement society ...
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2011, 02:39:31 AM »
Choosing Career Is Like
 Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
 Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
 There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2011, 02:40:04 AM »
Lady On Fone
 Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
 U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
 R U Riya
 No

Anu?
 No

Pari?
 No

Jasi?
 No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
 Of Ur Son.
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