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May 06, 2018, 07:16:58 PM »
[highlight-text]Never have more children than you have car windows.
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[highlight-text]The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
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[highlight-text]I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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[highlight-text]We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.
Bob Hope
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[highlight-text]Wal-Mart what's that? Do they like make walls there?
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[highlight-text]My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
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[highlight-text]I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
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[highlight-text]I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
Howard Nemerov
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[highlight-text]I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
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[highlight-text]I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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[highlight-text]I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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[highlight-text]Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.
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[highlight-text]If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?
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[highlight-text]I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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[highlight-text]Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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