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Santa Banta SMS
« on: December 31, 2011, 04:45:38 AM »
SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
 "Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
 "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
 "Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2011, 04:46:29 AM »
After an accident,
 A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
 & told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
 & said No, no..No no. :D
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2011, 04:46:57 AM »
Santa:- 'Which is better?
 Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
 Google'... :D ;)
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2011, 04:47:33 AM »
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
 WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
 SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2011, 04:47:55 AM »
Bantas advise:-
 Dont carry umbrella during rain
 Keep WHISPER on ur head
 ye ghanto tak geelepan
 ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2011, 04:48:19 AM »
Santa found answer to the
 most difficult question ever-
 What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
 O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2011, 04:48:40 AM »
Santa-What Is Difference
 Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
 Shop?
 Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
 Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
 Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2011, 04:49:26 AM »
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
 Banta, who was just behind him in
 the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
 Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2011, 04:49:57 AM »
Pappu while filling up a form:
 What should I write against mother tongue.?
 Santa: Very long.....!
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2011, 04:50:18 AM »
A man to Santa:
 Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
 Santa rushes home and came back within
 half an hour and slapped the man
 and said:
 "He's not my friend."
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2011, 04:51:02 AM »
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
 Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
 Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2011, 04:51:22 AM »
A Chini was in hospital.
 SANTA went to meet him.
 Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
 SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
 that was:-
 KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2011, 04:51:41 AM »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
 Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
 Lady calls again, Santa replies,
 I'm coming daily since 4 days,
 I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2011, 04:52:47 AM »
Santa:
 Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
 they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
 Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
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Re: Santa Banta SMS
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2011, 05:07:29 AM »
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
 Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
 Because the bank's slogan was:
 We make your dreams come true...
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