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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2011, 03:33:17 AM »
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
 Friend: Y?
 Sardar: Got upper berth.
 Friend: Y didnt u ecchanged?
 Sardar: oye, there was nobody
 2 exchange in the lower birth..
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2011, 03:42:02 AM »
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
 Driver adjusted miror.
 Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2011, 03:42:24 AM »
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
 itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
 Sardar bhag k train mein charha
 or
 apni wife se bola
 jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2011, 03:42:44 AM »
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2011, 03:43:05 AM »
Sardarji to others:
 Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
 One said, Yes I did
 Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
 I found the rubberband!
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2011, 03:43:25 AM »
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
 Wife: y r u standing here?
 Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
 Wife: To jao na..!
 Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2011, 03:43:47 AM »
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2011, 03:44:12 AM »
Four guys
 1 from Harward:
 1 Oxford
 1 Texas
 &
 a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
 What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
 Harvard:Thought
 Texas:Blink of an eye
 Sardar:Its loose motions,
 because last night I was lying in my bed
 & before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
 it was over!
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2011, 03:44:35 AM »
Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
 Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
 Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
 idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2011, 03:44:55 AM »
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
 Sardar: Even
 Teacher: How can you make seven even?
 Sardar:Remove the S!!
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2011, 03:45:14 AM »
Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"

Receiptionist: "One second sir....".

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2011, 03:45:36 AM »
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
 kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
 Doctor suggested full body Xray
 when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2011, 03:45:55 AM »
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
 "50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
 "50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2011, 03:46:19 AM »
Sardars Friend: Yaar,
 Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
 Read Santa Singh, B.A.
 This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
 When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
 Sardar: You Dont Understand.
 Last Year My Wife Died,
 I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again‚.
 Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again‚.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2011, 03:46:47 AM »
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
 a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
 “Todays dinner should be light
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