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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #555 on: December 29, 2011, 10:49:51 PM »
A student was asked 2 write
 a signboard 4 the traffic rules
 near da college campus

He wrote:-

"Drive Carefully!
 Don't kill the students,
 wait for the Teachers"
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #556 on: December 29, 2011, 10:50:10 PM »
In pakistan survey was done:
 How many girls want to meet with Saquib
 Survey repot
 5% says yes
 0% says no
 95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
 Humari aise kismat kaha
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #557 on: December 29, 2011, 10:50:36 PM »
A
 B
 C
 D

A-AATRACTIVE
 B-BEST
 C-CUTE
 D-DEAR 2 ME

E
 F
 G

E-EXCELENT
 F-funny
 G-GOOD LOOKING

H
 I
 J

H- HA HA HA
 I- I M
 J- JOKING
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #558 on: December 29, 2011, 10:51:55 PM »
Think Big.
 Think Positive.
 Think Smart.
 Think Beautiful.
 Think Great.
 I know, that is too much for u,
 so here is a shortcut.
 JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #559 on: December 29, 2011, 10:52:18 PM »
A Memon on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?
 Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons & daughters ru all here?
 Yes, Papa

Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
 ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #560 on: December 29, 2011, 10:52:39 PM »
New style of proposing a girl:
 I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
 &
 I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
 So lets make them brother & sister.
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #561 on: December 29, 2011, 10:53:04 PM »
1 smile = 1 friendship
 1 friendship = 1 love
 1 love = 1 proposal
 1 proposal = 1 marriage
 And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
 so better think before you smile
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Re: FUNNY SMS
« Reply #562 on: December 29, 2011, 10:53:23 PM »
Roses r red,
 violets r blue,
 monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
 Dont get angry,
 you will find me there too,
 not in the cage but laughing at you.
 :D
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