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Golf QuotesFamous Golf quotes by popular authors such as Ben Hogan, Wendy Morgan, Mark Twain, Will Rogers, Dave Barry and others.
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[highlight-text]Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]Tennis and golf are best played not watched.
Roger Kahn
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[highlight-text]The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Ben Hogan
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[highlight-text]Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska
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[highlight-text]Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth
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[highlight-text]I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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[highlight-text]Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
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[highlight-text]Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan
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[highlight-text]He has the finest fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
Jack Nicklaus
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[highlight-text]The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham
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[highlight-text]Like swimming riding writing or playing golf happiness can be learned.
Dr. Boris Sokoloff
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[highlight-text]I play golf with friends sometimes but there are never friendly games.
Ben Hogan
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[highlight-text]By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.
Jacob Braude
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[highlight-text]Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore ' shoot six and write down five.
Paul Harvey
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[highlight-text]I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald R. Ford
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[highlight-text]Golf is not a matter of life or death. It is much more important than that.
Rod Powers
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[highlight-text]My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.
Wendy Morgan
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[highlight-text]I don't say my golf game is bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
Miller Barber
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[highlight-text]If you think it's hard to meet new people try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon
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[highlight-text]You know you're getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.
Larry Miller
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[highlight-text]I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball I want someone else to go chase it.
Rogers Hornsby
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[highlight-text]Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
Ben Hogan
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[highlight-text]The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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[highlight-text]Golf is a good preoccupation but as the meaning of life ... it lacks a few things.
Scotty Brown
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[highlight-text]As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.
Wendy Morgan
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[highlight-text]It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx
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[highlight-text]If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.
Bob Hope
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[highlight-text]It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Robert Wilson Lynd
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[highlight-text]My golf has really improved even though my score hasn't. I'm missing the ball much closer now.
Richard Bull
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[highlight-text]Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
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[highlight-text]If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club they'd starve to death.
Sam Snead
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[highlight-text]It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
Charles Barkley
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[highlight-text]Give me golf clubs fresh air and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
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[highlight-text]Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Woodrow Wilson
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[highlight-text]If you got the game you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
Shaquille O'Neal
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[highlight-text]The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
Ernest Hemingway
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[highlight-text]If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
Ben Hogan
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[highlight-text]Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously it's no fun; if you do take it seriously it breaks your heart.
Arnold Daly
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[highlight-text]Anytime you play golf for whatever you've got that's pressure. I'd like to see H.L. Hunt go out there and play for $3 billion.
Lee Trevino
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[highlight-text]Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy overweight Protestants today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry
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[highlight-text]Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Winston Churchill
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[highlight-text]Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike
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[highlight-text]I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?
Wendy Morgan
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[highlight-text]Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan
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[highlight-text]Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)
Dave Barry
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[highlight-text]When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Bernie Mac
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[highlight-text]The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
Will Rogers
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[highlight-text]There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger because he's such a great kid.
Jack Nicklaus
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[highlight-text]I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers