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[highlight-text]When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
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[highlight-text]A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
Joe E. Lewis
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[highlight-text]Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
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[highlight-text]The wise make proverbs and fools repeat them.
Isaac Disraeli
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[highlight-text]I'd luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.
Bette Davis
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[highlight-text]Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Victor Hugo
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[highlight-text]Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Lewis Mumford
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[highlight-text]I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Calvin Coolidge
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[highlight-text]Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
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[highlight-text]I'm an ice sculptor - last night I made a cube.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
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[highlight-text]I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
Steven Wright
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[highlight-text]I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
Warren Buffett
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[highlight-text]God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
Naguib Mahfouz
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