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[highlight-text]Doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.
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[highlight-text]Lord if you can't make me thin - can you make all my friends fat?
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[highlight-text]I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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[highlight-text]If you're happy if you're feeling good then nothing else matters.
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[highlight-text]My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
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[highlight-text]Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
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[highlight-text]I'm not that much into working out. My philosophy - no pain no pain.
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[highlight-text]I have a healthy body free of the chemicals that once controlled it.
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[highlight-text]She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.
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[highlight-text]Health lies in labor and there is no royal road to it but through toil.
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[highlight-text]I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.
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[highlight-text]I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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[highlight-text]I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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[highlight-text]I've made a promise to myself to be a 100% healthy person if nothing else.
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[highlight-text]You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.
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