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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American lady. Although his English wasn't perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed to his lawyer and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Have u any grounds?

Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home😊

No, i mean what is the foundation of this case😳

It made of concrete😊

I dont think u understand. Does either of u have a real grudge
😔
No, we have a carport and not need one
😊
I mean what are ur relations like😣

All my relations are in Poland😒

Is there any infidelity in ur marriage😨

We have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player😊

Does ur wife beat u up😨

No i always up before her😝

Is ur wife a nagger😱

No she white😞

Why do u want this divorce😱

She going to kill me👹

What makes u think that

I got proof

What kind of proof

She going to poison me
She bought a bottle at drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English well and it say:

POLISH REMOVER!!!!!

By :~ !! Pinchilikk@ Pilappi SanGam !! ~

~ !! RiThika !! ~