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Politics SMS
« on: December 23, 2011, 10:21:31 PM »
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
 but we are a little short of good men
 to place our Confidence in. -Will
 Rogers
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 10:21:53 PM »
I offer my opponents a bargain:
 if they will stop telling lies about us,
 I will stop telling the truth about them.
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 10:22:12 PM »
Some men change their party
 for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
 for the sake of their party.
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2011, 10:22:32 PM »
The flood of money
 that gushes into politics
 today is a pollution of democracy.
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2011, 10:22:52 PM »
Politics is the gentle art
 of getting votes from the poor
 and campaign funds from the rich,
 by promising to protect each from the other.
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2011, 10:23:32 PM »
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
 they go practically unnoticed
 when doing their jobs right
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 10:24:00 PM »
A good leader is a person
 who takes a little more than
 his share of the blame
 and
 a little less than his share of the credit.
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 10:24:26 PM »
Government is like a baby.
 An alimentary canal with
 a big appetite at one end
 and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2011, 10:24:46 PM »
The more you read and
 observe about this Politics thing,
 you got to admit that each party
 is worse than the other.

The one that"s out always looks the best
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2011, 10:25:10 PM »
Those who are too smart
 to engage in politics
 are punished by being governed
 by those who are dumber.
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2011, 10:25:34 PM »
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
 lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
 or the holders of power...
 become lovers of wisdom.
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2011, 10:25:59 PM »
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
 "The return of phoolan devi",
 Directed by Condi Rice,
 Scripted in London &
 Produced by GHQ.
 Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
 Character Actor:Musharraf
 Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
 Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
 Dancer: Sherry,
 Music: MQM
 &
 Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2011, 10:26:20 PM »
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
 surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
 -Dwight Morrow
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2011, 10:26:45 PM »
Devils went to Court to Prove
 that he is The Most,
 Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
 Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai
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Re: Politics SMS
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2011, 10:27:23 PM »
Considering his achievements
 of creating shortage of
 wheat
 gas
 power
 sugar
 water

Musharaf has been given
 the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
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