« on: December 16, 2011, 10:44:58 PM »
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !..........
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone).girl: hi baby!
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or what
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell !
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(message sent)Interviewer Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does A Man Have ... ?"
Candidate Replied: "5 Sir!!"
Interviewer: "Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That's Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To Have. . ."
Candidate: "Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also...
That's Non-Sense Which You Are Talking Soul 1: How did you die?
Soul 2: Due to cold, you?
Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide...
Soul 2: hahaha!! I was in the fridge..!!! A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :
After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :
"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"
The smart Father-in-law Replied :
1 year Warranty expired !
Company is not Responsible. Interviewer to Idiot:
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it caught fire,
how will you escape?
Idiot: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
2 frds talking:
Hey, I got married!
Oh,dat gud!
No,dats bad. she’s ugly!
Oh,dats Bad!
No.dats Gud. She’s rich!
Oh! Dats gud!
No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a rupee!
Oh, dats bad!
No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!
Oh.dats gud.
No.dats bad! The house burnt down!
Oh,dats bad!.
No, dats gud! She was inside.....
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