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MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2016, 11:43:58 PM »

[highlight-text]People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.

Martha Beck

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2016, 11:44:32 PM »

[highlight-text]Honestly being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people.

Alex Chiu

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2016, 11:45:05 PM »

[highlight-text]No Doctor I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old.

Madame de Rothschild

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2016, 11:46:04 PM »

[highlight-text]An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

Alvan L. Barach

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2016, 11:46:35 PM »

[highlight-text]Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.

Napoleon Bonaparte

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2016, 11:47:39 PM »

[highlight-text]I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

James H. Boren

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2016, 11:48:13 PM »

[highlight-text]First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** December 25, 2016, 10:34:34 PM »

[highlight-text]I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said compared to who?

Jay London

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** December 25, 2016, 10:37:16 PM »

[highlight-text]Very few people go to the doctor when they have a cold they go to the theatre instead.

W. Boyd Gatewood

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** December 25, 2016, 10:38:18 PM »

[highlight-text]I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Groucho Marx

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 25, 2016, 10:39:06 PM »

[highlight-text]When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

Henny Youngman

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** December 25, 2016, 10:40:21 PM »

[highlight-text]I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Henny Youngman

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** December 25, 2016, 10:41:03 PM »

[highlight-text]You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!

Abe Lemons

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** December 25, 2016, 10:41:43 PM »

[highlight-text]I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

Cesar Romero

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 25, 2016, 10:42:37 PM »

[highlight-text]A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Frank Lloyd Wright

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