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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2011, 11:32:34 PM »
Most people have 5 senses.
 Some people have 6 senses.
 But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2011, 11:32:54 PM »
Question: Why do men chase women
 when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
 when they have no intention of driving.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2011, 11:33:17 PM »
In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2011, 11:33:39 PM »
Plz call me,
 its urgent.
 Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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 Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
 Plz mana mat karna
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 Warna
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 GADHA mar jayega
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2011, 11:34:00 PM »
U r Ultimate
 U r Lovely
 U r Likable
 U r Unique
 In short ......
 U r ULLU !!!
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2011, 11:34:21 PM »
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
 that is ignorance!

&
 When i look at u & i don't laugh,
 thats called self control:-)
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2011, 11:34:55 PM »
Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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 My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2011, 11:37:07 PM »
I just feel u....
 
Whenever I feel u....
 I just miss u .....
 Whenever i miss u ....
 I just wanna See u ....
 Do u know why.......
 
It's juts because ............
 
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2011, 11:38:26 PM »
Taste this SMS
 Did u feel da taste of ginger?
 No?
 Sure?
 Well.....
 BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2011, 11:38:51 PM »
Read each word Reversely:
 
A'
 suomaF
 rotcoD
 dloT
 eM
 tahT
 ylnO
 latneM
 stneitaP
 evaH
 ehT
 tnelaT
 oT
 daeR
 $M$
 revenehW
 stI
 nettirW
 '...ylesreveR
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2011, 11:39:13 PM »
Your network tariff has changed!
 Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
 The smaller the cheaper!
 Congrats You can make free calls!
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2011, 11:39:34 PM »
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
 They said,
 "We want 2 disturb some good person."
 I suggest them your name.
 They said,
 "We cannot disturb our boss."
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2011, 11:39:57 PM »
Press down if you think you are MAD,
 I can't believe u did that!
 Again?
 For God Sake!
 Why u still doing it?
 Truth is out now!
 MENTAL CASE:P
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2011, 11:40:20 PM »
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
 Apna samjho ya baigana,
 
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
 Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
 
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
 Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
 
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
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Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2011, 11:40:44 PM »
God has given many qualities to you,
 Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
 And many more......this is call as
 "Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
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