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Health QuotesFamous Health quotes by popular authors such as Wendy Morgan, Anne Wilson Schaef, Gary Owens, Voltaire, Erma Bombeck and others.
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[highlight-text]The body never lies.
Martha Graham
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[highlight-text]Health food makes me sick.
Calvin Trillin
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[highlight-text]The first wealth is health.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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[highlight-text]I'm still healthy as can be.
Darrell Royal
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[highlight-text]The body is a sacred garment.
Martha Graham
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[highlight-text]'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.
Henry David Thoreau
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[highlight-text]An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
English Proverb
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[highlight-text]Healthy people live with their world.
Anne Wilson Schaef
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[highlight-text]I'm exhausted trying to stay healthy.
Steve Yzerman
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[highlight-text]Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Barbara Enberg
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[highlight-text]God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Benjamin Franklin
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[highlight-text]Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
Author Unknown
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[highlight-text]For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin
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[highlight-text]To improve your memory lend people money.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]A healthy outside starts from the inside.
Robert Urich
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[highlight-text]Arguments are healthy. They clear the air.
John Deacon
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[highlight-text]Your body hears everything your mind says.
Naomi Judd
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[highlight-text]I stand before you a totally healthy person.
Melissa Etheridge
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[highlight-text]I became a fanatic about healthy food in 1944.
Gloria Swanson
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[highlight-text]Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
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[highlight-text]His idea of exercise is walking to his vitamins.
Casey Fenton
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[highlight-text]Health is not a condition of matter but of Mind.
Mary Baker Eddy
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[highlight-text]Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
Jacob Braude
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[highlight-text]I eat really healthy and if I'm tired I take a nap.
Casper Van Dien
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[highlight-text]The wish for healing has always been half of health.
Marcus Annaeus Seneca
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[highlight-text]Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.
Tom Wilson
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[highlight-text]I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.
Wendy Morgan
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[highlight-text]Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.
Carl Jung
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[highlight-text]Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
Cicero
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[highlight-text]He who has health has hope and he who has hope has everything.
Arab Proverb
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[highlight-text]Doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]Lord if you can't make me thin - can you make all my friends fat?
Judy Hampton
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[highlight-text]I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
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[highlight-text]If you're happy if you're feeling good then nothing else matters.
Robin Wright Penn
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[highlight-text]My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Red Skelton
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[highlight-text]Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
Robert M. Hutchins
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[highlight-text]I'm not that much into working out. My philosophy - no pain no pain.
Toni Anderson
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[highlight-text]I have a healthy body free of the chemicals that once controlled it.
Lorna Luft
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[highlight-text]She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.
Elmer Pasta
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[highlight-text]Health lies in labor and there is no royal road to it but through toil.
Wendell Phillips
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[highlight-text]I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.
Dick Gregory
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[highlight-text]I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
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[highlight-text]I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
Rita Rudner
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[highlight-text]I've made a promise to myself to be a 100% healthy person if nothing else.
Picabo Street
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[highlight-text]You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.
Vicki Baum
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[highlight-text]I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana but it's fine.
Mike Piazza
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[highlight-text]Healing in a matter of time but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
Hippocrates
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[highlight-text]My personal goals are to be happy healthy and to be surrounded by loved ones.
Kiana Tom
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[highlight-text]Have you noticed when you go on a diet the first thing you lose is your temper.
Robert Orben
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[highlight-text]My body is like breakfast lunch and dinner. I don't think about it I just have it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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[highlight-text]The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Voltaire
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[highlight-text]The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something.
Guindon Cartoon
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[highlight-text]There must be something to acupuncture - after all you never see any sick porcupines.
Bob Goddard
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[highlight-text]I've been on every diet in the world. The best one is the BBC diet: Buy Bigger Clothes.
Gary Owens
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[highlight-text]The fate of a nation has often depended on the good or bad digestion of a prime minister.
Voltaire
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[highlight-text]Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.
Joseph Addison
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[highlight-text]What the public expects and what is healthy for an individual are two very different things.
Esther Williams
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[highlight-text]I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful.
Victoria Principal
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[highlight-text]My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.
James Lafferty
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[highlight-text]My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Mattbau
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[highlight-text]I sit on my duff smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.
Lexa Doig
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[highlight-text]It takes more than just a good looking body. You've got to have the heart and soul to go with it.
Epictetus
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[highlight-text]I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
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[highlight-text]Rest when you're weary. Refresh and renew yourself your body your mind your spirit. Then get back to work.
Ralph Marston
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[highlight-text]The average healthy well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
Jean Kerr
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[highlight-text]When you are young and healthy it never occurs to you that in a single second your whole life could change.
Annette Funicello
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[highlight-text]Time and health are two precious assets that we don't recognize and appreciate until they have been depleted.
Denis Waitley
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[highlight-text]I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.
Franklin P. Jones
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[highlight-text]To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.
Buddha
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[highlight-text]Ladies and gentlemen after what I've been through I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.
David Letterman
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[highlight-text]I believe it is important for people to create a healthy mental environment in which to accomplish daily tasks.
Darren L. Johnson
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[highlight-text]My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.
Wendy Morgan
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[highlight-text]True silence is the rest of the mind and is to the spirit what sleep is to the body nourishment and refreshment.
William Penn
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[highlight-text]The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want drink what you don't like and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]My health may be better preserved if I exert myself less but in the end doesn't each person give his life for his calling?
Clara Schumann
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[highlight-text]A chuckle a day may not keep the doctor away but it sure does make those times in life's waiting room a little more bearable.
Anne Wilson Schaef
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[highlight-text]The minute anyone's getting anxious I say You must eat and you must sleep. They're the two vital elements for a healthy life.
Francesca Annis
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[highlight-text]Everybody needs beauty as well as bread places to play in and pray in where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.
John Muir
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[highlight-text]It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
Norman Cousins
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[highlight-text]People who don't know how to keep themselves healthy ought to have the decency to get themselves buried and not waste time about it.
Henrik Ibsen
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[highlight-text]You know all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae.
Paul Walker
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[highlight-text]If I am ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system I definitely want to be unplugged but not until I get down to size eight.
Henriette Montel
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[highlight-text]My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for 'a urine stool and semen sample' . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]The mistakes made by doctors are innumerable. They err habitually on the side of optimism as to treatment of pessimism as to the outcome.
Marcel Proust
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[highlight-text]You know true love really matters friends really matter family really matters. Being responsible and disciplined and healthy really matters.
Courtney Thorne Smith
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[highlight-text]The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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[highlight-text]I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma Bombeck
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[highlight-text]They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?
Wendy Morgan
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[highlight-text]Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.
A. P. Herbert
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[highlight-text]Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illess is one of those things which a man should resist on principle at the onset.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
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[highlight-text]Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene or even health is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or better still feel a healthy indifference to it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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[highlight-text]The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily which is that smoking is a fairly sure fairly honorable form of suicide.
Kurt Vonnegut
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[highlight-text]Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body. Without health no pleasure can be tasted by man; without liberty no happiness can be enjoyed by society.
Henry St. John
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[highlight-text]I believe that if you're healthy you're capable of doing everything. There's no one else who can give you health but God and by being healthy I believe that God is listening to me.
Pedro Martinez
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[highlight-text]I really believe the only way to stay healthy is to eat properly get your rest and exercise. If you don't exercise and do the other two I still don't think it's going to help you that much.
Mike Ditka
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[highlight-text]Success doesn't mean that you are healthy success doesn't mean that you're happy success doesn't mean that you're rested. Success really doesn't mean that you look good or feel good or are good.
Victoria Principal
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[highlight-text]You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise. I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did. Drag your lips around the block once or twice.
Gary Owens
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[highlight-text]For each illness that doctors cure with medicine they provoke ten in healthy people by inoculating them with the virus that is a thousand times more powerful than any microbe: the idea that one is ill.
Marcel Proust
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[highlight-text]I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together. And the floodgates of goodness have opened upon me - spiritually and financially.
Denzel Washington
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[highlight-text]We can make a commitment to promote vegetables and fruits and whole grains on every part of every menu. We can make portion sizes smaller and emphasize quality over quantity. And we can help create a culture - imagine this - where our kids ask for healthy options instead of resisting them.
Michelle Obama