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April 10, 2018, 06:30:29 PM »
[highlight-text]O Lord help me to be pure but not yet.
Saint Augustine
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[highlight-text]I never said most of the things I said.
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[highlight-text]I spent a year in that town one Sunday.
George Burns
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April 10, 2018, 06:32:14 PM »
[highlight-text]The superfluous a very necessary thing.
Voltaire
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[highlight-text]Good Americans when they die go to Paris.
Thomas Gold Appleton
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[highlight-text]I intend to live forever. So far so good.
Steven Wright
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April 13, 2018, 06:24:11 PM »
[highlight-text]I used to be Snow White... but I drifted.
Mae West
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[highlight-text]You're only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz
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[highlight-text]My girl works at Hooters, in the kitchen.
Mitch Hedberg
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April 13, 2018, 06:29:31 PM »
[highlight-text]In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
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[highlight-text]Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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April 13, 2018, 06:32:40 PM »
[highlight-text]I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.
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April 13, 2018, 06:33:40 PM »
[highlight-text]I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
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[highlight-text]If two wrongs don't make a right try three.
Laurence J. Peter
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[highlight-text]Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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