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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2016, 09:49:19 AM »
[highlight-text]To his dog every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2016, 09:49:45 AM »
[highlight-text]I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say 'I'm hungry,' so it died.

Mitch Hedberg

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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2016, 09:50:09 AM »
[highlight-text]Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.

George Eliot

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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2016, 09:50:37 AM »
[highlight-text]Cats - a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists . . . least human of all creatures.

Lewis Thomas

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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2016, 09:51:05 AM »
[highlight-text]A 'geek' by definition is someone who eats live animals....I've never eaten live animals.

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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2016, 09:51:41 AM »
[highlight-text]I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Mark Twain

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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2016, 09:52:26 AM »
[highlight-text]Wee sleekit cow'rin timrous beastie 0 what a panic's in thy breastie! Wi' bickering brattle!

Robert Burns

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« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2016, 09:52:54 AM »
[highlight-text]Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2016, 09:53:20 AM »
[highlight-text]I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

August Strindberg

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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2016, 09:53:48 AM »
[highlight-text]You have now learned to see That cats are much like you and me And other people whom we find Possessed of various types of mind.

T. S. Eliot

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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2016, 09:54:14 AM »
[highlight-text]Cats no less liquid than their shadows Offer no angles to the wind. They slip diminished Neat through loopholes Less than themselves.

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« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2016, 09:54:45 AM »
[highlight-text]To hear the lark begin his flight And singing startle the dull night. From his watchtower in the skies Til the dappled dawn doth rise.

John Milton

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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2016, 09:55:12 AM »
[highlight-text]The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.

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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2016, 09:55:38 AM »
[highlight-text]The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too.

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Re: ~ Animals Quotes ~
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2016, 09:56:04 AM »
[highlight-text]I have from an early age abjured the use of meat and the time will come when men will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men.

Leonardo da Vinci