~ Ogden Nash Quotes ~

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Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.n]

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The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.

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Here lies my past Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids I wouldn't have missed it.

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Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends.

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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

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Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.

[MysteRy]

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

[MysteRy]

There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends.