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[highlight-text]I rant therefore I am.
Dennis Miller
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[highlight-text]I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
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[highlight-text]I dressed up for the CD.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]I am an atheist thank God!
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[highlight-text]I like marriage. The idea.
Toni Morrison
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[highlight-text]Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby
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[highlight-text]Never floss with a stranger.
Joan Rivers
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[highlight-text]Dogs are my favorite people.
Richard Dean Anderson
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[highlight-text]TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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[highlight-text]Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'Rourke
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[highlight-text]Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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[highlight-text]A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
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[highlight-text]I think serial monogamy says it all.
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[highlight-text]As I get older I just prefer to knit.
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[highlight-text]I love New York City, I've got a gun.
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