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Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: Global Angel on December 23, 2011, 10:21:31 PM
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right
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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best
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Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.
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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
"The return of phoolan devi",
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai
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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
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In politics,
your enemies cant hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
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I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy
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The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sorrying parasites.
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.