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~ Milton Berle Quotes ~
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Milton Berle Quotes
An American comedian and actor.
Milton Berle (July 12, 1908 – March 27, 2002) was an American comedian and actor. As the manic host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948–55), in 1948 he was the first major star of US television and as such became known as Uncle Miltie and Mr. Television to millions during TV's golden age.
Here are some famous quotes by Milton Berle.
I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.
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Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
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Sex at eighty-four is terrific especially the one in the winter.
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I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
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