~ Evan Esar Quotes ~

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Evan Esar Quotes


An American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957.

Here are some famous quotes by Evan Esar.

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

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Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.