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Re: Santa Banta SMS
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Reply #15 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:12:02 AM »
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
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December 31, 2011, 05:12:52 AM »
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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Reply #17 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:13:17 AM »
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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December 31, 2011, 05:13:39 AM »
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚
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Reply #19 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:14:05 AM »
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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Reply #20 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:14:26 AM »
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
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Reply #21 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:14:48 AM »
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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December 31, 2011, 05:15:24 AM »
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?‚ asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.‚
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December 31, 2011, 05:15:45 AM »
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Reply #24 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:16:08 AM »
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
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December 31, 2011, 05:16:29 AM »
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?‚
“Of course, dear, no trouble,‚ she replied.
“But what will you live on?‚
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Reply #26 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:16:50 AM »
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa
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Reply #27 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:17:43 AM »
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
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Reply #28 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:18:04 AM »
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.
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Reply #29 on:
December 31, 2011, 05:18:23 AM »
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
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