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~ W. C. Fields Quotes ~
« on: November 17, 2015, 08:16:00 PM »
W. C. Fields Quotes


An American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields was known for his comic persona as a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs, children, and women.

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I like children - fried.
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Re: ~ W. C. Fields Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2015, 08:16:51 PM »
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2015, 08:18:13 PM »
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2015, 08:19:52 PM »
Hell I never vote for anybody I always vote against.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2015, 08:21:51 PM »
I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2015, 08:22:25 PM »
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2015, 08:23:06 PM »
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2015, 08:24:12 PM »
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2015, 08:25:46 PM »
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bull.
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2015, 08:28:10 PM »
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2015, 08:29:22 PM »
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2015, 08:29:59 PM »
It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2015, 08:30:31 PM »
No man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2015, 08:31:02 PM »
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2015, 08:31:49 PM »
I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.
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