FUNNY CONVERSATION between Boy & Girl

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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

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Newly married Husband saved Wife’s number on Mobile as

“MY LIFE”

After 1 Year

“MY WIFE”

After 5 Years

“HOME”

After 10 Years
 

“HITLER”

AND After 25Years

“WRONG NUMBER”

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Recently Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there.

After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.


Sonia: "What's your name"?

Boy : "RAHIM"


Sonia: "What are your questions"?

Rahim: "I've 3 questions...


1. Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of Court?

2. Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba against

corruption?



Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."



Just then the recess bell rang.


Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".



After the recess...


Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?


RAM raises his hand.



Sonia: "What's your name"?

Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions....

1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?

2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?

4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?

5. Where is Rahim?

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WIFE SAW A SIGN BOARD

Nylon Saree
Rs.8/-

Cotton Saree
Rs.5/-

Banarsi Saree
Rs.10/-
 

 

 

 

 

 

Wife: Give me 500 I’ll buy 50 Sarees!!!!!
 

 

 

 

Husband: You dumbo.. its a laundry shop !!

[RemO]

1st one super

2nd one intraiya nilavaram
nice